Got a couple kids and they drive me nuts, ‘cause they’re a bunch of little fucks. Got a couple kids and I hate their guts. I wanna kill them cause they suck. Bitch and whine in the evening time, when daddy wants to get drunk. I smack ‘em up, but it ain’t enough. I beat my fucking kids. Driving home was a goddamn nightmare. Dodging dogs and mailboxes. Greeted by an icy freeze. It’s safer in the den. Don’t you knock. Daddy’s busy. I wanna be alone. On the phone with a good friend. Stupid little pricks. Need to find a way to distract both my retarded children. Maybe I could make something that would... Today is the day, I make something for my kids to play. I’ll put this sock in this box and a spring to do its thing. Pops out. Kids’ll shout. They’ll be frightened, but entertained. A sweet melody jingle that’ll go ching-a-chang. I’m a successful man and the coolest dad. Solving problems that I have always had. Now I think it’s time. Papa’s getting drunk. Drinking lots of scotch and beating my kids.